Sunday, August 3, 2003

Was The Prospect of Catastrophic Damage to Columbia's Wing Just Too Much For Anyone To Deal With?

I've been following most of the inquiry into Shuttle Columbia accident which having now pretty much been blamed on the huge whole pop into the wing by the foam on liftoff is now focusing on why it wasn't caught. Boeing, the folks responsible for the shuttle wing and post-liftoff / pre-disaster analysis of the foams impact, did a mid-mission report which was summarized for NASA managers in what now seems the rosiest of terms, according to a report in today's NY Times,

""It's very clear that all they were getting were in effect the executive summaries of the Boeing reports, even a filtered executive summary," he said. "It was like a double filtering."

The summary lines on the slide were "way more sanguine about the Columbia than the actual report," he said. "The summary lines don't reflect a lot of the doubts and uncertainties and error possibilities in the report itself."

The Boeing report, if read carefully, "raises real uncertainties and poses rather threatening issues" about whether the impact was on tile or on reinforced carbon carbon, he said. Anybody looking at the figures describing the size of the foam chunk should have known the problem was beyond any test data, he added.

"In a sense, the real fault of upper management is they didn't look beneath the optimistic surface of the reports of their subordinates," he said."

I can only guess (and hope) that the Boeing folks really wanted to believe that their conclusions as to the impact of the foam were right and that bringing up the uncertainties in their analysis might lead to places that no one wanted to even imagine. But there needed to be someone who would ask the hard questions about how the conclusions were arrived at...and it doesn't sound like anyone was willing (or able) to ask those questions. Where were the knowledgeable managers when you needed them?
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Near-Death From Craft Beer? Don't Believe The Hype

Damn, I can't find the link to this story now, but I just read something about this dude who self-describes a near-death experience from drinking really good beer. One quote was something like this,

"A couple of pints of cask-conditioned brew and a shared pitcher of Alesmith Speedway Stout was all it took to spend one night heaving bile and most of a day lost in bed with a raging headache."

No way. I did a little more research into this newbie's story and come to find out it was the pint of wanna-be Newcastle brown, 2 too-sweet margaritas, and a plate of greasy race-track fish and chips that did him in.

Long live good beer!
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A Bob Hope Obituary You Didn't Hear On the 5 O'clock News

Christopher Hitchen in his Wired piece, Hopeless - Did Bob Hope Ever Say Anything Funny, sums up a viewpoint that was most definitely absent in all the press about Bob's passing last week,

"Hope was a fool, and nearly a clown, but he was never even remotely a comedian."

Chris asks a lot of rhetorical questions ("...what was your favorite Bob Hope gag?") that get you thinking a bit about Bob's place in comedic history. I grew up in the Bob Hope TV special era and if it wasn't the audience, then the laugh track dude at NBC was mostly definitely busy during those shows. But Chris does make a good point in that a big part of the Hope funny was that dead-pan look after a one liner, followed by that big cheesy (clowny?) smile...kind of hard not to laugh.

And Chris goes definitely into non-PC ground when talking about this weeks remembrances of Bob's USO tour contributions,

"Nobody had the bad taste to recall the moment at which Hope was openly booed by the grunts in Vietnam: He was to the comedy of the war what Nixon was to its negotiation and what Billy Graham was to its husky religiosity."

Thanks for the mammaries.

BTW, for those wanting a behind the curtain look at VO websurfing, the Daypop Top 40provided the above link and many others being blogged on a minute to minute basis. Kind of a what's interesting to others looking for something New. Oh, and they also pull up an old VO link when you search for Jazz.

BTWW, I checked and the plural for mammary is mammae, but I always wanted to use that line anyway.
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